I think somehow men were not created to cook(calm down ladies,it`s just an opinion!)Any way when it comes to kitchen affairs,men try to keep it very simple. Here in campus when I attempt to `prepare food'(`cooking' is illegal), I usually operate under some rules/principles:
- If you know how to cook eggs,you can conquer the world.why?Because eggs can be eaten with anything;bread,chapati,ugali and even eggs!
- Meat or tea and bread can be taken for breakfast,lunch or supper depending on the prevailing economic conditions.
- When preparing a group meal as men ,it is always ugali.The debate should be about what stew/veges to go together with it.The equation for the situation is something like this: f=mx+C f=group meal for men
C=the always constant ugali
4. A sufuria which my roommate has used to prepare ugali can be immediately recycled.Haters will call this water conservation measure laziness.
5.Pouring very hot water over knives,forks,mwikos and spoons makes them 100% germ free.One of my friends calls this `sterilisation.'
6.Dirty dishes should be soaked in water for a reasonable period of time to drown any harmful micro-organisms.A reasonable period of time in this case may range from a few hours to several weeks.
7. When washing dishes I apply Just In Time(JIT) production model i.e; I produce(read wash)
dishes according to their demand.
8.Kitchen accidents like `burnt offerings',salty soups or tea which tastes like diabetes should not be frowned at.Who knows they may as well lead to new discoveries on food poisoning!
9.It`s mandatory to take out all the bedding after frying omena in our room.
10.If I am visited by some beauty,the above rules will still be followed to the latter.This last rule like most of the above is made up.
Wagwan surgeon yunia,,,,,
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