REJECTION.

Rejection is real and sometimes it can be so serious that it  leaves the victim feeling like an emasculated mass of inanity.While dating,your success as a guy usually depends on an external locus of control;the chic.If  she decides that you are awesome,well and good,the opposite is also true.

 There are many reasons why a guy can get rejected,here are but a few:

• She's taken:she has a boyfriend and she doesn't want to engage in 'handling of stolen goods'

• Foul play:may be she heard some  nasty rumors about you.Unbelievable stuff  like how you are an immediate cousin to Mollis  or your addiction to paediatric  fish(read omena) ...Here is where you find yourself using phrases  like "money has been poured to finish me."

• Lanes:Yeah,we all agree that you are a knight in a shinning armor,but look here man, she wanted a knight in a shinning Hummer .

• She is genuinely not interested:this is a hard one.Infact there are higher chances of Obama catching Jungle fever than you getting lucky. 

• Pride:May be she's interested but coz she has got more ego than Kanye, she can't say yes.Too bad for her.   

                      ......etc

Rejection takes many forms.There are those chics who nicely and frankly tell you what's what(God bless you) and then there is the usual lot which rejects you with astonishing mean-spiritedness.This ranges from texts like 'Yesu ni bwana'(why involve the Messiah ffs ?),statements like "I see you as a brother(or sister..hahaha..*slaps knee*) to indicative whatsapp statuses such as 'IDFWU'.

 Guys have different ways of handling rejection.For instance,some immediately brush it off,others get transient depression while others  do hilarious stuff like making a bucket list with the first item in the list being to fill a bucket with beer.

Crying in front of your buddies coz you got rejected is bullshit bovine crap and any guy guilty of it should be immediately castrated.

Being rejected is part of life and one shouldn't take it too hard on himself.I have experienced it myself  several  a few times and it is not so life-threatening.

I am neither an expert in love nor womanology but here are a few things which I  thought I might highlight:

• Sometimes in life you don't always get what/who you want.If life gives you lemons... blah blah blah...sometimes life is too harsh to even give you lemons.
• No matter how it goes down,life goes on.
• If people can live without one kidney then you can live without a particular somebody.
• So you got rejected,did you die?If the answer is no,STFU and join the rest of Kenyans in building the nation.