COMRADES AND LIQOUR.

Liquor and most campus students are like Bonnie and Clyde; inseparable. The following are categories of some of the likely responses you would get if you decided to go round campus asking comrades why they take booze:

1.       Lenga stress: `Sometimes I need some bubbles for my troubles.`

                                                                                                                                                

2.       Power struggle: `It`s crucial that from time to time I remind my liver who the boss is.`

3.       Nutrition: `Alcohol has a higher number of calories compared to tea or coffee. `

4.       Mourinho`s tactics: `It requires you to take some drinks to make the chapanese chics in the club  look approachable.`

5.       Patriotism: `Kenya is a drinking nation.`

                                                                      

6.       Fashion: “Sometimes I need the colour of my eyes to match with that of my red tie.`

                                                                   

                                                                   
       

7.       Medical: `Alcohol is an antiseptic and I think I have internal wounds.`

8.       Religion: `I like being filled with the spirit(s)`

                                                   

9.       Romance: `I am in love with (read addicted to) frothy liquids.` 


10. You will never walk again:I drink because I am a Liverpool fan`

11. Vengeance:`Nakunywa tu kuudhi Mututho.`

12. Chemistry:`Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.`

Yeah, comrades will give bizarre reasons as to why they take pleasure in drinking. The fact that this kind of lifestyle leaves behind traumatised livers and bleeding wallets does not seem to faze them.