Being on a long holiday and pretty much idle, I was
wondering what topic to write about. Apparently Bro Ochola would have been the
best choice but I found out that apart from his sexting athleticism appearing in
the wrong forum, there was no any other major thing to write about. I then
decided to pick the next trendiest topic: Chelsea FC.Here now I found myself
with a lot to write about. From Eva Caneiro’s 50000 megawatts- smile to Diego
Costa’s childish behavior despite him having the face of an ancestor.
We all know what has
befallen the former champions. The ‘special one’ has lost his Matic magic and
he seems like he is *Morgan Freeman’s voice*... “taking the club back to the
apathetic lemmings and sycophantic dialleth that have run it into the ground.”
I was very shocked to hear Mou say that his career is not in
jeopardy.In fact the last time I was this shocked was when I knocked on a public
toilet and a strange voice answered “karibu” amidst gasps. The club seems
relegation bound and we all know that the club owner; Roman Abramovic, does not tolerate
“specialists in failure.”
Personally I don’t know what is ailing Chelsea. But what I
know is that watching the blues play of late has been real fun. This is more
fun than Sir David Moyes’ era at Man United. I have been thinking of ways to
have more fun when the blues are playing. In their next EPL match I will bring a
vuvuzela with me and blast it loudly every time the opponent team wins the ball
even if it’s a throw-in.Of course I will ensure that I am not within slapping
distance.
I have more ideas on other crazier
ways of having fun during a Chelsea match but I’ll need to have a bouncer or a
working medical insurance cover to try them out.
Before I forget, Arsenal should hire Eva Caneiro.I mean she
has got both beauty and de bruynes brains. We need her at the Emirates by all means;
even if it means introducing a 50% pretty Doc bonus in her contract.
Unless something extraordinary like the disqualification of
all the other teams in the Premier League happens, the blues will continue seeing blues on the pitch.
As for Mourinho, he Petr Cech himself before he wreck
himself.
